she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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