Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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