Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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