Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
please don't ironically join a cult
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