Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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