literally had 100 drinks last night.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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