oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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