I forgot how hot balto sounded
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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