I faked an abortion last night.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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