Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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