Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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