the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
how does that bad decision feel?
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