went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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