Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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