He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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