where am i from again
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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