we made out on top of his cat.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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