We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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