Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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