I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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