So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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