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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  How did you even find out?

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  Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."

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  Oh.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.

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• (916): View more from California

  Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing

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• (360): View more from Washington

  blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation

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