i barfeds in our rink
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.