Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.