she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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