I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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