I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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