gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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