Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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