Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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