When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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