Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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