Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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