Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He did a backflip because drugs
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