i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
