What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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