You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She bit a glass in half.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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