I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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