marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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