Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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