I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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