Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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