Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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