He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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