I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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