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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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