She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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