If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
