when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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I just had sex on a roof
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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