I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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