The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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