i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize
