just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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