If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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