On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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