But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
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Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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