ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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